Should anyone want some merchandise, I’ll send you both my CD “Strip Solitaire” plus my Trojan T-shirt for only $20.  Just mail a check to me at 200 Schermerhorn #305 Brooklyn NY 11201.  The shirts are in Small, Medium and Large.  They have a picture of the Trojan Horse and say “Trojan: Something Might Slip through and Kill You from the Inside.”

Boy, Trojan sure is a horrible name for a condom.