Why didn’t the Trojans look inside the horse?

The Greeks hid inside it and slaughtered them in their sleep.

 Can you imagine if Iraq suddenly gave us a huge wooden camel?  Left it at an airport.  I think we’d look inside.   Although that analogy breaks down since the Trojans weren’t bombing the Greeks over olive oil.

At least one Trojan had to be like, “Hey, you know how we were just at war with them?  Shouldn’t we look inside it’s mouth?” 

Then another Trojan was like, “You can’t look a gift horse in the mouth.  And why are we speaking English?”

“Stop breaking the fourth wall.”

“The walls of Troy can’t be broken.”

“No, that’s a reference to Greek drama.”

“I thought we hated the Greeks?”

The Trojans weren’t good at protection.  Which makes that a horrible name for a condom.  When you use a Trojan, you’re basically saying, “Something might slip through and kill you from the inside.”

Ladies, don’t have sex with Greeks.

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