CAITLIN: Hello?

BUSH: Hi, this is the President.
CAITLIN: Oh my God! Hello, Mr. Clinton!
BUSH: No, it’s George W. Bush.  But please, call me George, Caitlin. CAITLIN: Okay George Caitlin.  BUSH: No.  Listen, Caitlin I just wanted you to know not to worry about your answer the other night.  Pubic speeches are very difficult, so  you still made the South and all US Americans very proud. 
CAITLIN: Wow, thank you.  Are you calling from the Green House?
BUSH: Actually it’s the White House.  Here in DC. 
CAITLIN: Wow.  Must be dangerous over there.  Without any maps and all.  Did you catch Obama yet?
BUSH: No unfortunately. Probably because we don’t have maps. Listen, I’ll catch you later. I got to go to the restroom with Larry Craig.